Facebrag, I mean Facebook.

Just bought a beamer,  got a $5000 raise, my Tiffany engagement ring is too tight….  oh please!  Do these people tell this sort of stuff to others in “real life”?  C’mon now!   Unless you are so full of yourself, I’m sure… “I bought the new (fill in the blank)” PLEASE!

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With the skinnies going out of style and tights slowly fading away,  what’s next?  I personally feel the style of baggy jeans is rising because these celebrities are all becoming mommies… Mommies with changing bodies,  hence,  the looser clothing.

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The Youth (Gen Y) today make me want to poke my eyes out!

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Our morning trip to the mall made me realize that customer service no longer exists.  Store after store we had to deal with rude and unprofessional sales people.  Today’s youth need to realize that communication is so important and that the world does not revolve around them.  I worked in retail and I maintained a certain level of  pressionslism (or at least faked it). Would you believe I was asked to pay additional charges for a mistake to my bubble tea order? I told her she made a mistake,  her response was…  You were not clear on your order… In other words,  you misheard me and made a mistake…… HELLO!!!!?!?!

HAIR: Ombre vs. Bayalage

With Jared Leto’s gorgeous locks at the Oscars,  I wouldn’t be surprised that both men and women are aiming for that gorgeous gradual colour change look.

Definitions:
Ombre hair refers to hair color fading from dark to light, or vice versa. Instead of the color starting from the roots, it gradually becomes lighter, or darker, towards the ends. The word “ombre” in French means shadow or shade.  Urban dictionary.

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Bayalage
Balayage is a French colouring technique that was developed in the 1970s. It’s a freehand technique where the colour is applied by hand rather than using the traditional foiling or cap highlighting techniques. Balayage can be used in even the shortest pixie crop however the best results is in hair below the shoulders. Vogue AUS.

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Jake the Fake … big Mistake!!!!

  I’m sure all the woman around the world joined me in a yelling match with the television this evening.  Is it me, or did Jake come across as a bit abusive-husband-ish?  I feel that Vienna represents majority of women in a relationship.  We want to be loved, acknowledged… have our own opinion.  The smirk on Jake’s face made me want to punch my TV.  We’ve all had our share of assholes in our lives, maybe that is why most of you agree with my urge to reach into the TV and kick him in the balls!  Who really cared about the actual show, The Bachelorette?  I’m sure most tuned in to watch this fight on TV, I mean that’s considered good TV nowadays.  My opinion?  Jake is an asshole and I’m glad Vienna came out first to tell her story because this guy is obviously lying.  Urrrggghhhh!  That smirk!!!! Maybe Tenley would have been a better match for him.

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Trend Alert: Off the Shoulder Shirts (OSS)

The 80′s are still here ladies.  What I like most about this look is that it gives a bit of a sex appeal to an already “mommy” look.  Let’s face it, we all wear T-shirts.  And, it is also a bonus that many of these shirts tend to be on the more baggy side.  For a woman in her 30+ I would go for a Shirt that stopped just passed the butt.  Picture having the shirts cutting your butt in half.  Not too baggy and of course not too tight.  Ensure that your jeans  or pant fit properly because most of these shirts are usually that thin cotton that can expose a muffin top like you don’t even know. Enjoy your OSS!

Want a Butter Baby? Drink made on Real Housewives NJ

The “Butter Baby” featured on the Real Housewives of New Jersey.

After a work out similar to mine, Theresa and Jacquline cool off with this cocktail.

BUTTER BABY

Recipe:

1 SHOT BUTTER SCOTCH SCHNAPPS

1 SHOT BAILEY’S IRISH CREAM

SPLASH OF CREAM (OPTIONAL)

OVER ICE