Category Archives: How to look good naked

The Boyfriend’s / husband’s / lover’s Christmas Party

Yes ladies, it is now the time to watch what we eat, dye the grays and wax places we have not waxed since last winter. It is the time of the Christmas party. And, it’s not just any Christmas party. It is the party where you represent your man. A party where woman smile yet say horrid comments in their head about the fashion choices made that evening. I hate the sad old, “hi, nice to meet you” crap. I enjoy the food and free booze. I especially like showing off my dance skills to songs like, baby got back and let’s get married.

Let’s talk clothes. I will share with you several looks which are quite popular and trendy this christmas. These looks include hot pink blouses paired with a black skirt. Hint ladies… Imagine that your crotch represents the age of 16 years old and your knees represent the age of 45+ years old. The older you are the closer the length of your skirt should be to your knees. Be conservative, remember… you are a mom.

The second look is a black dress with a tulled bottom. Again, mind the length. And ensure the tulle is not too puffy consequently making you look like the death of ballet.

Finally, gold sequins. This look is sophisticated and if you are shy and yet want to try this look… maybe go for an all black outfit and wear a gold sequin blazer or even a clutch to give that pop. Hope you enjoy these looks and have fun at that party! Don;t forget to wear your Spanks!

Stylist Guide: Date Night

That time of the season is here. The time when men have a reason to take us out for dinner. What is it about the holidays that spark romance into their manly brains. I don’t care what anyone says… but hot pink is still the look for this winter. not only does pink bring out the colour in a woman’s cheek, but it adds a pop of colour that may ask, “I wonder how old she is?” Remember now. The dress is the focal point so don’t embarrass me and get too matchy-matchy. Keep the accessories in the same tone. I like black, but you can easily do silvers, tungstens, golds, etc. Be daring. Show it off. If he’s lucky there may be more after dessert.

Trend Alert: Animal Print

Nothing says “sex” like an animal print dress.  Once reserved for the +40 clubber who wore bright pink lipstick and sported a bleach blonde do.  Now, animal print is seen at Christmas Parties, wedding receptions and even baptisms!!!  I find that this particular print tells the world that you know you’re sexy and you want others to know it too!  Leopard can be paired with gold, black, red  and some shades of brown.  I personally would pair a leopard print dress with gold shoes and a matching clutch with just a hint of black or red.  Be sexy! Wear Animal prints!

My Christmas Party Dress 2008

This year I was going for a  trendy yet “still-have-it” look  for my husband’s annual Christmas Party.  I had gone to the event last year for the first time and I played it safe with an LBD which I had bought at Bryan’s from Landsdowne Mall in Richmond, BC.  This year, I wanted to stand out more.  Of all the retail stores in Vancouver, I knew that Bebe would have at least 3 or 4 sexy dresses for me.  It came down to a long floor length, black Maxi and this purple dress shown above.  I had to go with the purple.  I got quite a few compliments and I didn’t spend much on this dress.  It must have been a return because the price tag had been hand written.  The total with tax came to $69.99 which is really good for a Bebe dress.

How to Look Good Naked with Carson Kressley

  Carson Kressley goes on a mission to help women improve their body image. He’ll be featured on Oprah to plug his new show; he gives two viewers a total body image overhaul with hair, makeup, wardrobe, underwear and even attitude makeovers! Don’t miss the amazing results! Plus, Carson has a dramatic surprise in store to prove just how beautiful they are! His exercises and experiments will change the way you think and feel about yourself! This show like most American “creations” was copied from its British version which is aired on Slice.  Same concept just different accents. What I like about this show is that it teaches us… especially moms who “let them selves go” that we are sexy and that we’re not as fat as we think we are.